Marriage, Strap-ons and Baby Dyke Problems

Some Gay people end up in hetero marriages. I was having drinks with an older friend when she dropped this on me. I was shook. I am still shook. It is hard for me to wrap my mind around not ending up with a woman. I told her exactly that and she asked how I thought it would turn out. To be honest, I don’t think gay marriage will ever be legalized in Kenya. And even if it is, my religious and extra traditional parents will probably never accept it. As I was discussing with bestie yesterday, for them, it’s the most grievous sin. I don’t think they’ll be able to wrap their minds around it. They won’t be able to understand it and they will think it’s their fault. After taking me to church and bringing me up as a Christian girl, how could I? It will break my family apart this being gay. It will break my dad’s heart. But I can’t help it. I can only try to hide it for as long as I possibly can. So as I told older friend, the plan is to have a ‘roommate’. Of course they will wonder, which 30 year old has a roommate? Of course, they might join the dots. But they will never ask. They will push guys at me. They will suggest eligible bachelors for me to meet. But they will never ask. Hopefully, I will spend the rest of my life with the woman I love without breaking apart my family. Hopefully, it is not too much to ask.

Being a baby dyke is such an inconvenience! When I meet other queer people, I have so many queer topics and subjects and things to unpack, I feel like these are the only things I can talk about. And it gets boring, fast. So I have to make a concerted effort to bring up other topics, like the weather and careers and life. But somehow, I end up circling back to strap –on etiquette, tops and bottoms, slang, stereotypes, gay Tinder etc. Argh. I’m now going to write a list of Things Other Than Gay Stuff To Talk About. Please help me with this list. Thanks.

I really want a strap-on. Because of PG bucket list things that I cannot talk about here. I am consumed with the thought of it. I am thinking about it right now. I close my eyes and I think about it. I no longer need porn fam, just the thought of this is enough. Wait, I just thought of a possible future article, why porn? What do you get from it? What do you watch? Hmmm, answer these questions for me my queeps. And when I do get a strap-on, trust me, you’ll be the first to know.

 

As usual, if you need to talk or share a story or whatever, get me on babydykeke@gmail.com.

 

Also, happy BiPride Month!

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